Wednesday, December 31, 2003
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love, krissa .... 10:22 PM ... link!

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Monday, December 29, 2003
you're all invited

in order to give advice to a recently-engaged friend, i just had to register at so that i could view some bridesmaid dress options. i have now committed to marrying "bob smith" on the 10th of October, 2009. "bob" and i are very excited about our far-future nupitals. currently, the wedding theme is "disney villains" and i'm planning on walking down the aisle to the tune of "poor unfortunate souls". this may all change in the two thousand and twelve days bob and i have until our nupitals.

from now on, please refer to me as the future missus bob smith.

love, krissa .... 10:48 PM ... link!

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"oh yeah? well you SUCK."

the world of feeble insults just got another golden nugget. this weekend, in an attempt to explain to my brother why i was incapable of some of the world's simplest tasks, my father said, "yeah, well, she's missing some DNA in her head."

i seriously have no idea what that means, but i mocked him all day for it. you know, by refusing to do the world's simple tasks:

dad: "take out the garbage, would you?"
me: "i can't. i'm missing DNA in my head."

in other news, i was able to answer the trivial pursuit question "how many countries claim to have stockpiles of nuclear missiles?" based solely on my repeated viewings of
this piece of unadulterated brilliance.

love, krissa .... 9:39 PM ... link!

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